S#*% Storms!

The boys have been unleashing a rash of nasty diapers lately. As many of you know, we classify these diapers as S#*% Storms. We will not be posting any pictures of these S#*% Storms, because that would be flat out disgusting.

That said, we are often asked when we are changing a diaper why we make comments such as:

"Wow, that S#*% Storm was an S3!" or
"I think we got an S4 on our hands," or
"Honey, get another box of wipes, I think this might actually be the S5!"

The reason for our comments when changing a diaper is so that we can rate the intensity of the S#*% Storms. Our classification system is similar to the classification system used for rating the intensity of Tornados. The Fujita Scale, which uses a strength rating system based on torando damage and wind speed goes from F0 (baby tornado) to F6 (inconceivable tornado).

Our S#*% Storms classification system depends on the number of baby wipes used to clean up the disaster. Most are S1 S#*% Storms, but I just had a S3 S#*% Storm when the Huggies rag that Hayden was wearing leaked out all over his outfit. Thanks again Huggies! We have had several S3 S#*% Storms and a few S4 S#*% Storms, but we have not had an S5. We think if we had an S6, we would have to burn the outfit and whatever the boys were sitting on or laying in as well.