Violently ill

Hayden and Donovan were violently ill last night. It started with a little bit of brown-looking, sweet potato-smelling gunk foaming out of their mouths. We tried to scoop it away as it kept foaming out, but it became futile--it just kept coming out. They are both ok this morning, but we are really worried it might happen again . . . perhaps with a green-colored, green bean-smelling gunk.

Also, we had another S%$^storm disaster this morning. Without any warning, Osama Bin Hayden struck again. All I can report right now is the following:

(1) the little Pampers #3 diaper did all it could;
(2) the outfit little Hayden was wearing is soaking in bleach in the basement sink;
(3) the rug had to be cleaned;
(4) a half-roll of Bounty was used as part of the environmental hazard clean up effort;
(5) Hayden needed a sponge bath; and
(6) after the stink bomb was cleaned up, the disposal container had to be taken outside.